Has Your Weenus Been Wiggled Today?
Do you know what your weenus is? You have two of them. It’s the loose skin at your elbow, that until recently has existed without a name. Teenagers coined this body part as the weenus a few years ago, and since that time it has become acknowledged by many. Google it, you’ll see.
My kids introduced me to the word weenus about a year ago, with typical teenage delivery of the introduction as well as the snickers and knowing looks that were sure to accompany it. I had the typical mom reaction, thought the worst immediately and gave them what they were looking for… “What did you just say?!?”
Of course now they wiggle my daughters weenus quite often for no other reason than to hear her frustratedly scream, “Stop wiggling my weenus!” She is truly fun to pester, lol.. so I can’t blame them there. But that brings us to this morning.. she was getting out of the car to go into school and had several things to carry, so I sent my oldest son to help her out with it all, I was in pajamas and couldn’t very well do it myself. Since she was loaded down with stuff he wasn’t able to hold her hand crossing the street, so he reached up and held onto her elbow.
Naturally she screams at the top of her lungs (habits die hard ya know), “Stop wiggling my weenus!!!” It was then that I realized that I was a little skewed on my thinking that weenus was a popular word, at least among the elementary school crowd it isn’t. From the looks on the teachers’ and parents’ faces that were standing around.. they obviously have no idea that they possess two weenuses (or would that be weeni?) and that they can indeed be wiggled in public.
I love rubbing my weenus. Especially with a hand full of lotion. OOO it’s so gooood.
LMAO.. you nut. But you are right, that is a good feeling.. especially when your weenus gets dry and needs a little lubricating.
My only problem with the weenus right now is that I am forever having to remind the boys to keep their weenuses off the table while we are eating.
Well, my boys will tease my girls about their weenuses and the girls will surely tattle on the boys for it! It’s ineveitable. They love to tattle, especially about something that they are sure will get the other one in trouble!! I on the other hand, think that my hubby has a very touchable weenus and he, in turn, loves to have it touched. Secretly, I do too!!! tee, hee.
Secretly? Don’t tell me you are weenus repressed! I think the beauty of the weenus is that you can touch your own and other people’s weenuses as often as you like in a public setting without getting busted.
I remembered when my weenus was all cracked and dry because I leaned on it so much. Weenuses are deadly weapons…thank goodness we have two of them! You know….safety in numbers!
LOL.. have you been ramming people with your weenus?
Moi? Ramming? Never! Well…maybe a little bit.
LOL!
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