I’m Lusting After A Former Mullet Wearer
I think I might marry this man.. well if I ever get divorced I am. Unfortunately, he doesn’t know me.. but I’m lusting after him in a big way. What’s even more unfortunate is that he used to be the proud wearer of a mullet and he was a country western singer, famous for a song that I just could not stand.. actually I couldn’t stand him at the time.
Anyway.. he’s changed! He now has a new grungy look that I am a sucker for and I think he’s hot. I can do without the country accent talk, but I don’t really need him to speak. 
Look.. I didn’t even recognize him…
This is now… This was then…
Billy Ray Cyrus of all people. That’s who I am currently lusting after.. but it’s only Monday so that could change. As of right now though…
“Billy, I don’t want to appear too forward, but you can have me if you want me.”
That’s Billy now? I thought it was Keith Urban? Are you sure that’s Billy?
Yep, Billy sure did ‘hotten’ up! He’s walking talking (or should I say drawling) proof that men do in fact get better with age!
If he’s lucky enough to happen upon this post and in turn you, be sure to let us know every dirty detail!
**wanders off thinking about Billy ‘happening’ upon a groovy lady**
Your achey breaky heart is now aching for him in a different way
I’m not a Billy fan - hot or not.
Oh I’m not a fan either.. I just want to do him.
TwoCents.. honey you know me.. I have no problem with giving all the details.. hell I’ll give you the details of the details.
Slam bam thank you….sir! LOL
Well, Groovy Lady… get yourself a job on Hannah Montana and you just might get your wish! He has really changed a lot since the “achy breaky” days. I never liked his looks then and don’t really like them now, but maybe he is hot compared to what you’re used to!
LMAO.. damn woman.. retract the claws would ya.. I’m a sensitive sort *choke*.
And as you well know.. I’m not used to any damn thing.. that’s why I’m lusting after a former mullet wearer.
[…] I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong, but I’m attracting some really freaky attention here lately. And no, I don’t mean from cops (thank goodness), Johnny Depp (mores the pity), or a former mullet wearer that I’m still lusting after.. and on that last one, all I can say OMG! I wish! […]
Ah… the former mullet wearer is on TV these days… dancing… if you didn’t watch it on Monday, Groovy Lady, you missed a lot…
Yeah I was flipping through the channels and saw him and his partner get their scores.. low ones at that, lol.
I just missed him damn it! It’s okay though, I still get to watch him act like his redneck self on Hannah Montana.
I thought that dude from what was it? nsync or backstreet boys.. something.. he did good. I didn’t get to see anymore of them because I had to change the channel and watch 24.
Did you know he was a former Chip N Dale? I didn’t know it either and I’m not sure it is true but that was the rumor. Anyway, he is very sexy now….